I've been thinking about Tensei Slime
and how he had to come up with thousands of unique names for all of the orcs
He just got even more lazy and ended up naming them HILL123MALE and DESERT456FEMALE
I've been thinking that you could make a lot of names by stringing together a list of syllables
BAY-CHEE-DIE
FOO-GUH-HAH
JEH-KIH-LOW
MAW-NEW-PIE
RUH-SAY-TEE
VIH-WOH-YUU
Most of the names would be non-sensical, and sound bad
but the nameless monsters would be happy with whatever names they were given
Are my unborn children thanking me for not dragging them into this shitty world ?
have i told you about my self-insert fan-fiction into the tensei slime world ?
well it's too long to get into, but one bit is where i "invent" the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
i market it as a "sweet and gooey treat"
and i use the peanut oil to boil potatoes into french fries
and sell them as something that goes well with meat and alcohol
New Warcraft expansion released this week
I'm not really excited about it
I'm currently addicted to Factorio instead
ALL human beings suck
I suck
You suck
That guy sucks [vaguely gestures over shoulder of person that might not be there]
That lady's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother sucked [gestures over other shoulder at woman that might not be there]
Human's are the fucking worst
"I love you, Jeremy" said no one ever
except for Jeremy himself
and only when immediately followed by "you're an idiot"
Woke up to a new kind of pain
or rather, new location
I've got pain in my upper back
but only on my left side
I was slightly concerned that it could be my kidney
but I'm pretty sure my kidneys are on my back, below my ribcage
My daily commute is now 4.3 miles to FRO (itek)
There are fifteen individual traffic lights along the way
although three of them are a linked pair, and one is for the fire trucks
Today, I got really lucky and caught every green light
The wind is blowing really hard today, and knocked out power at my house
I didn't think this would happen again after DTE fixed all of the power poles
The power was off when I got home, but came on a couple of hours later
When you vote
do you vote for a politician ?
do you vote against the other politician ?
do you vote for a political party ?
do you vote against the other political party ?
I've gotten a little bit paranoid about the Jury Duty scam I fell for
They had me recite some words from a script
Now they've got my voice print
and I'm worried they'll use that against me
I'm going to the three credit agencies and locking down my credit
It's remarkably easy to do so
Just sign in and click a button
I'll probably have to pay in order to get a credit report to see if anything is already open in my name
It's slightly warm out today
I raked up the leaves in the back yard
I'm a little worried that it's nothing but dirt instead of grass
but I expect more greenery will show up with warmer weather
I finally got around to fixing my shower
I probably didn't need to break my kitchen wall
I unscrewed the leaky pipe from the bathroom side
I wanted to replace the elbow joint on the kitchen side, but couldn't get it loose
I screwed in a new pipe on the bathroom side and there was no leak
The shower head is considerably higher up on the wall now
which I like, but shorter people probably won't
I feel like I've been unusually hungrier lately
I'm eating the same amount every day
breakfast, lunch, after work snack, dinner
but my tummy has been rumbling more often
If I do decide to increase my calorie intake
I'll have to make sure it's relatively healthy, not sugary snacks
I don't want to be one of those people that collect and keep their bodily fluids and clippings
but I've decided to use my urine as lawn fertilizer
I've been pissing in a bucket out the back door during 'morning wood'
and I spread it over the lawn
I'm sure a normal person would just go buy fertilizer at the store
but I like to feel I'm being clever
I'm obviously never going to have children of my own
but I've considered the idea of fostering a teenager
I'd like to help the pre-adults that are unwanted by people that prefer babies
I was never given any support or guidance during that time in my life
I think I could give some wisdom to a person that is going off into the world on their own
Went shopping for vegetables
I got noticably less vegetables
for considerably more money
Inflation divided by shrink-flation equals me going hungry
"Power is ablitily to achieve one's goals over the objections of others"
. . .
i have no power
You spend the first ten years of your life thinking about how things _could be_
there could be fairies and dinosaurs and monsters and angels and unicorns
You spend the next twenty years of your life thinking about how things _should be_
we should be ending wars and cleaning up the environment and helping each other and having fun
You spend the next twenty years accepting the fact that this _just is_ how things are
wars and greed and pollution and survival
I don't know what the next twenty years is going to be like _yet_