Neighbor put up the basketball hoop
So of course my house rings with the screaming of little boys bouncing a ball
And it's not even his kids playing with it
I could claim my neighbor is a pedophile
Since he put out 'bait' that attracts little children to his back door
Tommy arranged dinner at cousin Ray's house
His wife , Mom , Tommy , and Annie
One of Ray's kids just bought the parts for a new computer
so of course , the "Computer Guy" was called in to help
Turns out , he had never built a computer before , so we gave up until his brother could come and help in the morning
The quality beer store on Michigan Ave closed , and is now a health food store
Mueller suggested a place out in Livonia
I bought a four-pack of overly-fancy beer for $20
My new idea to reduce human over population
1) Sterilize all breedable humans
2) Create an easily available "baby potion"
3) When both people are ready to create a new human , they both drink the potion
I expect there will be women forced to drink it , and men tricked into drinking it
I pissed the bed this morning
My body was screaming at my unconscious mind , "stop ! this is not the place to pee"
My dreaming brain analized the situation for a long time , and decided that squatting over a box , and aiming for an empty beer bottle was a safe place to piss
It was the feeling of damp underwear that finally woke me up
In my effort to clean one room per day
I cleaned the kitchen
I scrubbed the countertops and all of the corners of the floor
I wish more of the surfaces were white , it would make it easier to see what's clean and what's still dirty
To make mowing the lawn easier
I took the catcher off of the mower and propped the doors open
Grass clippings get tossed everywhere
Including right in my face
I'm wondering if I've caused myself to get an allergy
I don't have to bag the clippings , but I should get out the leaf blower afterwards , unless I'm feeling lazy
I'm back to anime
Something old , called "Maoyu"
It wasn't the big titty demon woman that attracted me
but the world building that introduced better farming practices to the peasants
I'm trying to check things off the Lakes of Fire to-do list
I wanted to make a new sun bed , something wider and longer than my beach chair
I tried to make a frame out of 1x1s , but it wasn't strong enough after I strung the rope across the frame
I think I'll try using metal pipes next
I needed a clever name for my new kayak
I went with "PADDLED BOTTOM"
I got some stick on letters and painted the negative
I made sure the sun shade was still functional
I rolled out of bed , and wondered what I was going to do with this nice sunday
Sitting inside playing video games seemed like a waste
I decided to go sailing
The wind wasn't strong or consistant , but it was still fun
There weren't many people in the party area , so I was able to easily sail through their ranks
After packing up , I couldn't get the car to start
I was getting a "key not detected" error message
I could still lock and unlock the car with the remote
I was super annoyed by this unwanted security feature
I tried calling AAA , but I couldn't renew my membership to get a tow truck before the park closed
I resigned myself to staying the night
I walked several miles to the restaurant for a pizza , and the corner store for some soap
I walked even further for another store for a new button battery for the remote and some socks
I have large blisters on my feet and toes after all that walking , but the new socks helped
I didn't get back to my car until 11pm , and I was covered in sweat dirt sunscreen and bug spray
So I walked down to the beach and did some skinny dipping
The water wasn't too cold , so I was able to take a quick bath with the soap I bought
I would have enjoyed the naked time more if I had brought a towel to dry off with
I slept in the back of the car
That night was definitely up there in the list of 'most uncomfortable night's sleep'
I renewed my AAA membership , and they sent a tow truck
The driver tried , and the car started right up
"how did you do that ?!"
It turns out that the battery inside the remote was tilted just enough that it would work the remote , but not transmit to the car
So I had to hold in the battery while turning the key
I really want to pre-pack everything the day before leaving
But there is still a lot that I need to continue to use , toiletries and blankets
and I don't want to pack the food until the very last minute
I wish I had a large freezer that I could put the whole cooler into
I got to Lakes of Fire at about noon
I'm assuming I was lucky , because there was almost no line to get in
I spent most of the day making sure that future-jeremy would have an easier time
I dropped off the boat and the shade
I set up the tent
and got the solar shower working
By the end , I was so hot and sweaty that stripping down and jumping in the lake was blissful
I put up the shade , and spent the rest of the afternoon hiding from the sun , and drinking beer
I'm always glad to see women with their boobs out
but it became so common that I was more impressed when they had their bottoms off too
I've always been a boob guy , but the rarity of female butts turns me on a bit more now
The wind is stupidy strong and gusty today
Sailing is difficult , and everybody's tents are blowing away
I set up my solar shower behind the public showers
The water wasn't warm
and I wonder what people were thinking as they saw me soaping up in full view of everybody
At night , I wandered around the exibits
I think the novelty has worn off , I'm kinda bored with them now
or I'm just not drunk or high enough
It has never not rained at Lakes of Fire
Luckily this year it only rained a bit on the first night
But it's got me thinking that I need to restructure my camping equipment
I've got a tarp under my tent and under it
but it seems that the bottom of the tent is not fully water proof
Water pooled in the under-tarp and seems to have seeped up inside the tent
Also , the slowly-deflating beds tipped the blankets onto the floor and into the water
A hell of a thing to happen on the first night
I didn't roll out of bed until 11am
After breakfast , I immediately went back to the beach and my shade
I glopped on the sunscreen even when I was under the shade
The wind was even stronger and gustier today
A few times , I took the boat out for a lap around the lake
if only to ogle the naked ladies
There were a lot more naked dudes out there today
I wonder if I inspired them
At one point , a gust of wind picked up my shade and snapped the wood
I'll either have to find another way to support the tarp , or go back to glopping on the sunscreen again
After a shower , I took a nap and didn't get going until 11pm
Laying on the beach , sailing , sleeping
I've spent more time horizontal than vertical
I'm kinda glad I forced myself to walk around the lake a couple of times
The stars are pretty
and an almost full moon showed up
I was thinking it was a new moon considering how dark it was
Another day out on the beach
I lashed my broken shade onto a beached floating raft
My view was a bit obstructed , but still fun
I felt helpful today
A child had tossed her toy into the water , and her mother didn't want to get their shoes wet , so I went and got the toy for her
I helped a couple move the floating raft into the water
A lady had arrived on the beach , and was attempting to apply sunscreen all over her body
I offered to help prevent "single person's sunburn"
getting sunburnt on the one part of your body that you can't really reach , the middle of your back
and slathered some sunscreen on her spine
Shame she didn't need help with her boobs
My sailboat had multiple visitors today
Some guy (Cannon) was swimming across the lake , and he flagged me down
He asked me for a ride
Then he clambered aboard over the stern , took over the controls , and shanghai'd my boat
He took me too the beach and dropped me off
And some guy named Mark sailed my boat
I had my first passenger ever
I picked up Corrine at the dock , and took her for a quick ride around the lake , then took her right back to the dock
Luckily , the process went smoothly
Some lady waved me down , "would take a passenger to shore ?" she dropped a wet bee in my boat
I don't know if it's just me , but the night time doesn't feel so much fun
Maybe I'm just projecting , but it feels that the novelty has worn off after so many years , and seeing the same shows year after year
There seems to be many more children here
I'm thinking that people hooked up here , created new-humans , and couldn't find a baby sitter for the week
My beach was taken over by the effigy burn , so I set up camp on the other side of the lake
I've never had to haul so much cargo in my boat before
There are probably more naked people on this beach , but I think I'll continue to go to the peninsula
There was no line for the shower , so I used their hot water instead of my cold bag
No time for a nap before the burn
The fire spinners weren't especially talented
The effigy burned with a lot of smoke
I made myself sad when I started thinking about my inability to attract women
So , I went to bed early
In whatever environment you are in , the lower the chance of seeing boobs , the more exciting it is
On the internet , I can see many fully naked women on demand , not so exciting
At LoF , you can see lots of boobs , but you have to hunt for butts , more exciting
In the real world , just seeing some cleavage or panties , very exciting
When I was a kid , staring at scrambled cable tv hoping to see a distorted nipple , super exciting
Woke up early , packed up my camp , then spent as much time relaxing before going home
As I was leaving I played my music loudly as revenge for everybody forcing me to listen to their cats-and-boots music all week
Mom called a few times
I had assumed she wanted me to come over for some stupid reason
I was planning on ignoring her until I saw a text from Annie
She wanted me to stop by Mom's house and pick up some coins and take them to her house
I stopped at Annies house , had some food , and chatted a bit
I think she might be going through Empty Nest syndrome
Maybe I could give her some tips on living alone
I was proud of myself for cleaning up the stuff after the trip
Normally after a trip , I'd leave things sitting around getting moldy
Of course , I still have to clean the tarps and tent
Society has taught me that I'm not allowed to approach unknown women that I am attracted to
So if you want some of what I've got , you will have to be brave enough to approach me first
Alderamin on the Sky
I like stories where the bad guys get out smarted rather than over powered
I wouldn't have bothered to mow the lawn
but some of the weeds were sprouting their seeds
I feel guilty about sitting around on my computer during a summer day
I try to think of things to do
and I do have a list of things to do
but the urge to do nothing can be over powering
Many fewer motor boats out on the lake recently
I expect because of the soaring gas prices
The boat needed some fixes
Re-taped the top of the mast
Tightened the rudder
Re-melted the end of the sail's line
Replaced the caution tape
The hardest part is cleaning the hull
I have confirmed that the orange residue is layers of cooked on sun screen
I managed to get a lot of it off with soap and scrub brushes
but there is a lot that is old and in the cracks
I'd like to try bleach , but I think it would melt the plastic of my boat
I think I'll start carrying a soapy towel with me to wipe off the sunscreen when I'm done sailing
The house on the opposite corner has been for sale for a while
Tonight there were a bunch of cars in the street honking their horns
I expect it was friends and family celebrating somebody moving in
Still trying to scrape the old sunscreen off my boat
The internet said ammonia would disolve the sunscreen , but no luck
Dave suggested miatic acid to clean the sunscreen off the boat
It made the residue a darker shade of orange , and killed the grass