I've finished the main campaign of Borderlands 3
I was able to use Cheat Engine to give myself infinite money , and skill points
and since I was playing the pet class
everything died as soon as we entered the room
I noticed that there were lot more female NPCs
and the main cast was mostly women
I'm sure there are a lot of 'men' that noticed this too and decided to get mad about it
Normally , I'd have YouTube playing while I was playing the game
but Borderlands has a lot of voice acting that I want to pay attention to
The next World of Warcraft expansion's pre-release content just released
There's a new talent tree , so people will have a new reason to tell me how I'm having fun wrong
I am not at all excited about this new expansion
I got super tired of Shadowlands really early
and I'm upset that they didn't use my idea for the "dragon expansion"
Last night it dropped below freezing
So I'm marking today as the first day of winter
I couldn't get any work done today
because my $account kept getting locked up
It's as if somebody has my name at the login screen , and keeps pressing enter
I expect it's because of the 80 walkups I installed at DYNA
I got into an argument with my imaginary girlfriend again
She slept with some other guy
I was hurt and upset
but I tried to be calm and rational
me: "I don't want to deny you pleasure , but I'd prefer that you come to me for your orgasms"
her: . . .
me: [sigh] "okay . well . what's done is done "
her: . . .
me: "so , tell me about him"
her: "what ?"
me: "was he cute ? is he rich ? did he have a big dick ? did he lick your clit ?"
her: "i don't want to talk about that !"
me: "why not ? you have gone on and on for hours about mundane and disgusting topics that i'm , quite frankly , not interested in hearing about"
her: "this is different !"
me: "different than your period-poops ? different from when your co-worker was being annoying ? different from that time you spilt your drink ? different from how often you get stuck in traffic ?"
her: . . .
me: "i've listened to your boring stories forever . now something interesting has happened that i want to hear about , and you stay silent"
I'm sure this is just one of those fantasies in which I have been wronged , and am allowed to be righteously angry