I imagine it's a terrible time to own an office building
No body is going to lease your space
because all the workers have discovered that working from home is a viable option
Today , I went sailing on Cass Lake
On the far east side of the lake is where every body parks their boats
I like to parade up and down the rows of boats so I can ogle the bikinis
I sail my boat laid back so I can keep one hand on the main sheet and the other on the tiller
The people are impressed how I can lazily steer my boat while drinking a beer
My body is screaming at me right now
I'm even more out of shape due to the end of winter and job change
So after carrying the boat from and to the car
then sailing for five hours , which is more physically taxing than you might think
while getting a bit sunburned
and poisoning myself with alcohol
I am sore and nauseous
I spent most of the day sleeping
and I'm feeling dehydrated and craving milk
I'm imagining my "Cells at Work" are mad at me
I fear my hair is thinning on top
My scalp is sunburnt
I'll have to either grow my remainig hair out more , sunscreen my head , or wear a hat
A long time ago , there was a cartoon (i forget the name) about a bunch of elderly people in a nursing home
A lot of the stories were about the physical problems the old people were having
cataracts , adult diapers , wheel chairs , wrinkles , more or less hair , etc
I understood most of these afflictions
but there was one guy that had bumps all over his skin
I didn't know this was something that happens to people as they age
I'm concerned this is happening to me
As I run my hands across my skin , I stop and examine every bump , flaw , and pain
Before , the bumps turned out to be zits and pimples , easily popped and healed
Now , the bumps are deeper under the skin , and may be more like cysts
I try to squeeze them out , because if I don't , they harden , and the bump stays
Today , I discovered a bump in my right earlobe
It seems to be right in the middle of the flesh , so I can't squeeze it out from either side
The whole lobe is turning red and swollen
I'm concerned it will stay ugly , and I'll have to go to Dr Pimple-Popper
Throughout high school and college , I was kinda famous for the wacky t-shirts I would wear
I did a lot of my clothes shopping at Spencer Gifts , AJ Cheers , and all of the t-shirt shops that popped up on the internet
Nowadays , I don't get many social opportunities to wear entertaining t-shirts
So my collection has dwindled
I have a few shirts I almost never wear
"Ask me about my large attractive penis"
"Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"
"You know that look women get when they really want sex ? Me neither"
I think they're funny , but kinda cringy for a 45 year old man to be wearing in public
Got my second covid vaccine shot today
In and out in just a few minutes
Considering that Meijer's is not requiring masks for fully vaccinated people
I think things will be returning to normal soon-ish
My body is freaking out
Last night I started shivering all over , so much that it made it hard to type
I got fully dressed , got under all the blankets , and turned on the space heater
but overheating myself didn't help like it normally does
Like normally making myself feverish would kill off whatever bugs are making me sick
but this time , there are no real viruses to kill
Today , I feel slightly better , but I have no energy
I dragged myself to work , just because I don't want to deal the paperwork of a sick day
I'm slightly shivering , so I sat in the car to warm up and escape the air conditioning
At one point , I laid down on the floor to rest
I ended up going home early and sleeping for the rest of the day
I was aware when I bought the house , that my garage door marks a school bus stop
So , I've got the kids leaning up on my garage door as they wait for the bus
This morning , I spotted some girl sitting on my front porch
I kinda feel I'm more angry about this than I should be
On one hand , she's a neighbor just looking for a place to rest while waiting
On the other hand , my property is constantly being invaded by screaming children
I got tired of Warcraft , Heroes of the Storm , and masturbating
It's Steam sale time , so I bought Hades
It's a rogue-like
I didn't feel like grinding levels or currency
so, I broke out the Cheat Engine , and skipped to the end
There's still more story after you beat it once
so , I'll play it when I'm bored with other things
The weather report said it was going to thunderstorm all weekend
So, I had given up on the idea of going sailing
But yesterday was overcast and windy , I wish I had gone out that day
Today is mostly-cloudy and a bit too windy and gusty
There weren't many other people on the lake today
The water was relatively warm
I don't feel the desire to go out to the movie theatre as much as I used to
Very few movies have come out in the past year
but now the theatres are re-opening
and there are a few movies I should want to see
Fast and Furious 9 , Hitman's Bodyguard sequel , A Quiet Place 2 , Mortal Kombat , Spiral: SAW
but I'm not feeling motivated to go out
It might be because the nearest theatre is at the Fairlane mall
and the people there are fucking awful
Lore Olympus
https://www.webtoons.com/en/romance/lore-olympus
is one of my current favorite web comics
I enjoy re-reading it
so , I'm trying to download my own copy of each chapter
The problem is the whole chapter is chopped up into even pieces
I'm having to go through each picture of the story
and copy cut paste resize them
Each chapter takes more than five hours to complete