my anus is bleeding !
I think I'm at the worst part of the hemorrhoids
After my morning poop, I found a lot of blood on the toilet paper
And it kept dripping blood in the shower
This got me thinking about ranking the parts of the body that heal quickest from a wound
A cut in the mouth heals quickly
A sliced finger will bleed for a bit, but will stop soon
When I nick my balls with the razor, it takes a while for it to stop bleeding
I once heard a story of a lady that wanted the excess skin on her vagina lips removed
but when the doctor was done, it kept bleeding for a long time
Mom asked me to drive her to her house
"sure, i'd love to give up my entire weekend"
During the drive, my car's odometer flipped over to 80,000 miles
It flipped over to 70,000 back in July 2023
So I'm driving less than 10,000 miles in year, but it still seems high considering my short commute
I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to witness the 800085 milestone ;)
There's an older guy living across the street from mom's house
She trusts him with keys to the house, and Annie pays him a lot to watch over things
One excuse for this trip is to give him a key to the garage
I'd prefer to go straight home again, but Mom insisted on staying the night in a hotel
It's a shame we don't know somebody in the area with a large house and extra bedrooms /s
I didn't feel like spending time in the hotel room with mom, so I walked to a nearby sports bar
I needed to remind myself why I didn't like IPAs, so I ordered one
The hoppiness wasn't too bad, but I don't think I'll buy any more
Then I ordered a large porter
and to top it off, I asked for a beer with the highest alcohol content
"i want to stumble back to the hotel room"
It's been a long time since I've drank so much beer so quickly, I almost puked
I tried to keep myself numb while at her house
because I know I'll get pissed off hanging around the mess of a house
and her mental illness
and not being allowed to fix either
Mom tried to fill my car with her crap
I said "no" ,and she got mad
So it was a quiet drive back home
which I'm fine with
My car has a problem in which it won't start after filling up with gas
My solution is to not turn off the engine while pumping gas
This time, the engine stalled and I couldn't get it started again
Then it gave me a "Cranking Time Exceeded" error
and it wouldn't even try to start
I had to wait for a timer to reset
So, I walked home, and came back after a couple of hours
Luckily it started
Last week, when I went to mom's house, I was annoyed that I couldn't fix anything at the house with her there
So, I stole her keys to the house and car, and came back today
I had a few goals in mind with this project
carve a path through the overgrowth in the back yard to the fence that leads to the ravine, so I can toss any yard waste down there
clear a space in the garage, so I can move the car in there, so I can open the car windows and air it out
remove all of the junk from the driveway
I packed most of my yard maintenance tools in the car, sawzall, clippers, hedge trimmer, lawn mower, etc
I dismantled the fence on the left side of the house to make an easier path
The ground is covered with leafy vines, and started creeping up the side of the house
I pulled up as much as I could, and created a large pile of plant matter
I wasn't there for long before mom called asking where I was
The neighbor Bill had tattled on me
There were many small tree saplings in the middle of the lawn
It felt like being in the middle of a forest
I used my sawzall to chop them down
I would have liked to do a more thorough job of clearing the scrub, but I didn't have the time nor energy
I used the hedge trimmer to hack at the bushes hanging over the driveway
After looking into the garage again, I decided that clearing a space would be too much of a chore
I rolled down the car's windows, only to discover that the back windows won't roll up again
So, I had no choice but to get it into the garage
I piled her junk even higher than it was before, and squeezed the car in there
It started to rain, so I couldn't get anything else done
I wanted to get the fence reinstalled, and cut down the trees that are climbing up the house
I slowly drove home in the rain, stopping for food and drinks a couple of times
Very sore today, fingers, back, legs, neck, arms
I'd kind of like my online identity to be "Gray Sloth"
I won't say gray is my favorite color
but it does seem to describe my personality and life
boring and neutral
I'm using the american spelling with an 'A'
because I'm not fancy enough for the british spelling with an 'E'
And sloth refers to the sin, not the animal
Unfortunately, the Gray Sloth is an actual animal
so I won't get unique search results
Halloween
I think this the warmest Halloween ever
I bought a cheap skull mask and wore it with a hoodie as I handed out candy
Not nearly as many kids came around
and they stopped coming well before eight o'clock