Head shavin' day
The batteries in my razor died half way through
So I had to sit around with a mostly shaved head and a tuft of fluff in the middle of my scalp
I think I've figured out what it feels like to have a heart attack
My arm hurts when ever I use its muscles
so as long as I don't use the muscles , no pain
But the heart muscles are different
You can't not use them
So if my heart muscles start having the same pain as my arm
it's going to be constant pain because my heart muscles are going to be constantly flexing
and I'll probably be panicking because of a pain I can't stop
I spent the whole week with nothing on my schedule
If anybody asks , "I have successfully completed all tasks assigned to me"
The Beekeeper
I was interested in another Jason Statham movie where he goes around beating on people that deserved it
I had a lot of the story spoiled by the trailers
I loved the idea of murdering the phone scammers
The plot got a little muddled as it tried to keep with the queen bee in the hive theme and a woman president
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I'm not broken
I was poorly assembled
[facebook memory]
"Opinions are like orgasms.
Mine is the only one that matters,
and I don't care if you have one."
-The Internet
Got my oil changed this morning
73345 miles
They had a lot of recommended maintenance based on the milage of the car
I denied all of it
I'd prefer if they could look at it and show me actual evidence of the need
It's vegetable chopping day
I bought a clove of garlic as an experiment
I checked with Youtube to see how I should prepare it
A lot of people said that crushing it was the easiest way to peel it , but I found it made a bit of a mess
One guy said that the more that you chopped the cloves , the more garlic flavor and smell would be released
So I shouldn't have been surprised at the results when I put it in the blender
The garlic taste and smell are noticable , but not overwhelming
Woke up , showered , packed my bag , drove to work
Wondered why the parking lot was empty
I had forgotten about MLK Day
I've discovered a new broken tooth
bottom jaw , right side , furthest back
I started with 32 teeth , I've only lost 10% so far
It's been snowing a bit recently
The first day , the temperature was right at freezing , so the snow melted and turned into ice
I couldn't shovel up the ice , so I spread some salt around
Then it snowed some more
I managed to scrape up the ice and snow
I was recently reminded of my first experience as an uncle
I was six years old , in first grade
Katy was living with us
I understood that she was pregnant and that a baby was on the way
I think it was a tuesday
I came home from school , and I think somebody said that the baby was in the house
I quietly crept into her bedroom and peered into the baby's crib
I was just curiously looking at her for a few seconds , when Katy started yelling at me
"DON'T WAKE THE BABY!"
I was shocked and ran out of there
I remember feeling indignant because I had no intention of doing anything to the child
I later realized that this moment would set a precident for how I would be treated in the family
Million dollar idea
Walk Behind Snow Plow
Of course they already exist online
but they seem more expensive than I think they should be for a small motor , a couple of wheels , and a small plow
I am very ill , achy joints , chills , slept a lot , feels a lot like after i got my covid shot
I wore a mask to work , because it would be rude of me to spread my germs around if I didn't have to
Of course if I didn't wear the mask , nobody would even notice that I'm coughing and sneezing
Some guy asked me if I was sick
I said "yes"
and he asked why I came into the office
"becasue I've got work to do , and I need to get paid
He then packed up and ran off home
This morning , I tried to warm up in a hot bath
Normally , my skin would be in pain from such temperatures , but it just felt a bit numb
If I'm not careful I could damage my body
Today started the coughing chest pains
I'm still worried about why my right arm hurts when I cough
It doesn't feel like muscle pain , but vein pain
I'm thinking that it feels like my heart is being compressed and pushing more blood through my veins
I had a good day spent building fan fiction in my head
I just sat , unmoving , in my chair
envisioning scenarios from Tensei Slime
I was creating stories about Rimiru's students learning and increasing their powers
I'm wondering if this counts as lucid dreaming
The first time I did this was during my time off work due to the covid lock down
I built stories based on Sword Art Online : Alfheim Online
I created a Puka , who is a woodcrafter , and found a private beach
I try to revisit those stories in my head , but I need to be inspired by re-reading the original source material
I am starving , but it's hard to eat solid foods , probably why "drink plenty of fluids" is advice
I can taste the death in my lungs
old mucus and probably dead lung cells